Monday, September 1, 2014

lahulia:

i never want to see another zipper again in my life

coming up: ventus and vanitas, isa and lea, i dunno suggest something

maghrabiyya:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

YES

bisexualroses:

has someone done this already or

nardvvuar:

“black pride” (or any sort of “minority” pride movement) means “I am proud of who I am DESPITE those who have told me and my people that whiteness is superior” while “white pride” means “I am proud of who I am BECAUSE whiteness is superior” and that’s why it’s ok to say one but not the other

(Source: emojigrl)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Sunday, August 31, 2014

shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

(Source: stridermayorfeels)

asofteravenger:

anyway, i’ve been learning to knit!

asofteravenger:

anyway, i’ve been learning to knit!

puppy009mod:

bigloveartnstuff:

goodgirlforthegrasshopper:

imperatortempus42:

thedragonbornlives:

mochisprite:

malfunctioning-kitten:

gay-of-demonic-charm:

redsilkthread:

scyllaya:

voxmyriad:

thedietelf:

dusty-shelf:

stravinskee:

lorlocks:

ignoramusintensive:

thelilnan:

paper mario and sharknado 2????????

dragon age: origins and sharknado 2fucking kill me

Mass Effect and Spider-Man 3HELL YES

League of Legends and Guardians of the Galaxy, oh YEAH!

Guardians of the Gallaxy combined with Transformers: War for Cybertron… NOTHING CAN GO WRONG THIS WOULD BE EPIC.

Last Unicorn and Dragon Age—HOW IS THIS A BAD THING

Guardians of the Galaxy and Team Fortress 2
Um. Hmm.

Guardians of the Galaxy and Skyrim. That sounds pretty… exciting.

Virtue’s Last Reward and Harry potter. As long as I’m not a muggle I think I’m good. If I am, I’m severely fucked.

Shimotsuma Monogatari x DMMD
There will be gays, hot girl bikers and cute clothes. This is, like, the ideal scenario.
THE ideal scenario.

TOKYO GHOUL AND ALICE THE MADNESS RETURNS?? 
HAHAHAHA
FUCK ME

Pokemon Pearl and Harry potter and the order of the phoenix. …… welp.

League of Legends and Harry Potter the Goblet of Fire
Please send help

StarCraft Heart of The Swarm… +… CAPRICA. FUCK.

Pokemon+ Dumb and Dumber
…….*snort*
"We’ve got no food! We’ve got no jobs! Our PIDGEY’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

Mass Effect 2 and Guardians of the Galaxy
How surprisingly fantastic that would be.

Skyrim and Hercules (The Rock verson) That would be interesting

Harvest Moon and Guardians of the Galaxy.……..……..I am Groot. *harvests potatoes*

puppy009mod:

bigloveartnstuff:

goodgirlforthegrasshopper:

imperatortempus42:

thedragonbornlives:

mochisprite:

malfunctioning-kitten:

gay-of-demonic-charm:

redsilkthread:

scyllaya:

voxmyriad:

thedietelf:

dusty-shelf:

stravinskee:

lorlocks:

ignoramusintensive:

thelilnan:

paper mario and sharknado 2????????

dragon age: origins and sharknado 2
fucking kill me

Mass Effect and Spider-Man 3
HELL YES

League of Legends and Guardians of the Galaxy, oh YEAH!

Guardians of the Gallaxy combined with Transformers: War for Cybertron… NOTHING CAN GO WRONG THIS WOULD BE EPIC.

Last Unicorn and Dragon Age—HOW IS THIS A BAD THING

Guardians of the Galaxy and Team Fortress 2

Um. Hmm.

Guardians of the Galaxy and Skyrim. That sounds pretty… exciting.

Virtue’s Last Reward and Harry potter. As long as I’m not a muggle I think I’m good. If I am, I’m severely fucked.

Shimotsuma Monogatari x DMMD

There will be gays, hot girl bikers and cute clothes. This is, like, the ideal scenario.

THE ideal scenario.

TOKYO GHOUL AND ALICE THE MADNESS RETURNS?? 

HAHAHAHA

FUCK ME

Pokemon Pearl and Harry potter and the order of the phoenix. …… welp.

League of Legends and Harry Potter the Goblet of Fire

Please send help

StarCraft Heart of The Swarm… +… CAPRICA. FUCK.

Pokemon+ Dumb and Dumber

…….*snort*

"We’ve got no food! We’ve got no jobs! Our PIDGEY’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

Mass Effect 2 and Guardians of the Galaxy

How surprisingly fantastic that would be.

Skyrim and Hercules (The Rock verson) That would be interesting

Harvest Moon and Guardians of the Galaxy.

…..
……..
I am Groot. *harvests potatoes*

(Source: firesoulblade123)

browngirlblues:

Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through

Saturday, August 30, 2014

rcmclachlan:

airspaniel:

rcmclachlan:

airspaniel:

gmbeowulf:

dontbearuiner:

bubblegumcalliope:

thischick25:

cosmicbreadcrum:

Queued   ^^

::stares::

::just… stares::

whoa

Do want.

I suspect Airspaniel could do this, if you asked her nicely.

The galaxy part is easy.  It’s finding a good blacklight/glow-in-the-dark topcoat.  Also, these are clearly two different hands.  I suspect the galaxy pattern under the top one is much more diverse in color.

Hils, teach this humble nail fail how to do the bottom pic. 

There are some pretty decent how-tos floating about the interwebs, but basically all you need is 3 or 4 different polish colors, a glitter in a clear base, and a sponge.  I use a torn up makeup sponge.  Look at pics of space to figure out what kind of color palette you want, but you’ll definitely need a dark blue/purple, a black, and a white.

1. Start with a dark blue or purple for the base color.  You can use black as the base, but a blue or purple will give you more options for depth later.  Paint all your nails this color and let it dry. (I use a quick dry topcoat to speed this along.)

2. Once your base coat is dry, put a little white polish on a piece of paper and dab a bit of sponge in it.  Blot it on the paper to remove any excess, and then begin to gently sponge it on your nails in a rough outline of what you want your galaxies to look like.  Use as much or as little as you like, and don’t be afraid to experiment!  You don’t need to let each color dry completely when you’re sponging.  The layers are so thin that it won’t really matter, and if the colors mix a bit?  That’s space, bitches.

3. Repeat this for the other colors (except the black), dabbing in random patterns crossing the white and the blue.  Make sure you don’t completely cover the colors you’ve already done, and don’t put too much polish on the sponge.  The patchiness of the color is what’s going to make this pop.  Don’t be afraid of streaks and spots, either.  That shit happens in space, too, and it looks boss.  It is basically impossible to fuck these nails up, unless you overload your sponge.

4. Sponge the black on SPARINGLY, wherever you want to create the illusion of depth.  I typically only put it in a few places around my cuticles, and maybe a little within the galaxy shapes, depending on how “flat” they feel to me.  But the black is less forgiving than the colors, so don’t go too crazy with it.

5. Still a little underwhelmed with your results?  Get ready for some magic, motherfuckers.  Get your glitter polish, which ideally contains a couple different sizes of glitter, and is made up of silver with white/blue/purple/black/whatever you damn well want.  Gold is not ideal for this if you’re looking for space realism, but if you just want bling, go ahead and bling it up!  For my galaxy nails, I usually use either NYC Starry Silver or either of a couple of Revlon glitters I have.  But whatever you have, you want to apply a thin coat of it over your whole nail.  Doesn’t that instantly look better?  The glitter breaks up the pattern, as well as giving you more depth.  Stars!  But keep it thin, so it doesn’t completely block out all that sponge work you did.  If you see a bit that is just dying for a little more glitter, put some polish on the paper and use the sponge to boost the sparkle.

6. Seal the whole thing with a good topcoat and get your space on!

As with anything, practice makes perfect, but this is seriously one of the easiest ways to get a big nail art bang (space joke) for not a lot of effort.  It’s totally one of my go-tos when I don’t have a couple hours to kill doing a crazy shit manicure.  :D

REBLOGGING FOR THE TUTORIAL CUZ DAMN.

"I will make you proud, old man."

(Source: womoi)